Last Minute Fucking Champion Gift Guide

We are too late for the Hanukkah peeps but the Christmas peeps are still under the gun.

Check out our gift ideas for a fucking champion "LB Jeffries" style (think photographer who roams the world but loves the finer things as in James Stewart in "Rear Window.")

Original Scratch Map
The Original Scratch Map - World Edition
The perfect gift for the well-traveled. With a gold-foil top layer that can be scratched off, a fucking champion can show off the extent of their adventures and prepare for further conquests. (AT THIS POINT, THIS WON'T ACTUALLY MAKE IT TO YOU BY XMAS, BUT IT'S COOL, RIGHT?)
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Hard Graft Camera Handle
Hard Graft Hold Camera Handle
Fucking champions take pictures with cameras. Check out this wool and leather camera "handle" by Hard Graft, for when you don't need a full camera strap.  It has a patented 360º steel hook with a connection width of just 5mm so you have unrestricted hold positions. The length of the handle in use is about 15cm.
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A blend of whole-bean, high-octane, coffee boasting hints of cherry, nuts, and cedar. Each 12oz. bag is guaranteed to make your fucking sun rise. Makes great espresso or coffee. Foil-lined for freshness. Fair trade, organically grown, locally roasted.

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Funkin Function Funk Chubby
Funkin Function Longboards by Daniel Moyer Design
 Daniel Moyer is a Brooklyn-based designer and fabricator of hardwood furniture who also makes longboards from scrap wood left from his furniture projects.
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Fucking Champion Crown
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Stay tuned for more gift guides this week!

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